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That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Performing Arts, Film Reviews, Arts, Tv & Film

4.8 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Nighttime Soaps Month continues with another fabled subject: all those scheming Carringtons over on Dynasty! Erika and Paul have again bypassed the pilot and gone straight for the good stuff…season 5, episode 29, titled Royal Wedding! Come along as they attempt to explain 5 seasons of soap opera nonsense to themselves, each other, and you all at once!

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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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0:00.0	I was on the phone with one of my parents.
0:02.3	Okay.
0:02.6	And I had it on speaker because I was doing something in the kitchen.
0:05.6	Sure.
0:06.0	And I know the word Google was not said.
0:08.8	Okay.
0:09.3	That does not matter because all of a sudden, the Google machine that I have in my kitchen
0:14.2	that helps me, like, set the timer and plays music while I cook, just started out of nowhere going.
0:26.6	A, B, C, D, E. while I cook just started out of nowhere going a B C D E F G no H I J K L M N O P and I like I was chilled to my fucking bones. Was it an actual, like, haunted child's voice?
0:39.0	It was a haunted child voice.
0:41.4	I don't know what triggered it.
0:43.4	And I don't know how that thing heard whatever mundane conversation I was having about
0:48.2	cooking cereal or whatever that I was doing with my parents.
0:51.4	Cooking cereal.
0:52.2	Look, I'm not a great cook, Paul.
0:54.0	I said what I said. What sentence sounds like, please sing the alphabet song in the creepiest voice ever? Yeah. Hey, Google. Yeah. Can you haunt me forever? Can you make sure I don't sleep for the rest of my life? Hey Google, can you send a chill up my spine?
1:11.1	Hey, Google.
1:12.1	What does it sound like right before you die?
1:14.9	A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
1:19.3	Hey, Google, can you explain the phrase to me my bowels turn to water?
1:24.1	Oh!
1:26.3	Now I can't even eat my cereal.
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