That's a sick ring. Why do you more rings? Why you say little ring? Because it's like baby blue. Because you're big. I'm not big, you're big, you're big man. You think so? Yeah. And where? Dude, it's fucking 15 seconds in, you're getting gay with me. No, I'm not getting gay at all. This is going to ward off all the gay spirits. No, no, no, I don't want to do gay things with you.

I just want to be friends.

Yeah, well. 15 seconds in, you're getting gay with me. No, I'm not getting gay with it at all. This is going to ward off all the gay spirits.

No, no, I don't want to do gay things with you.

I just want to be friends. Yeah, well, you got a lot of making up to do, pal. I'm actively manipulated. I just want to have a sleepover. Jesus Christ, a guy guy. I just want to taste your tongue. Why can't friends just taste each other times?

Yeah.

What are you six four?

Six five. Damn. Yeah. Where are you? Five ten and a half? That's so six, a five nine. Um, I, I love him. I swear by the half. I think I'm five, ten and a half. It doesn't matter. It does. It does. You're in a relationship. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I always did well from my height. What's average? What's average? What's average? 5.7, I think. 5.7 is average for American men? I don't know. I'm 6.'t really, I can't even picture them. Josh.

Josh hates looking shit up for us.

Why?

Oh, he doesn't do that.

He hates it.

Oh, he does my hot guys, too. He just laughs. Yeah. He looks on something. He goes, is there a computer? And I'll look over him like a couple minutes later, see if he has the answer. He forgets. He's like on Instagram.

He's on his Instagram.

Not giving a shit.

Five-nine.

Five-nine.

Five-nine.

Yeah, so I'm above that.

Can I be honest with that?

What's, uh, what's, what's feet? I'm a nine. You're, your size feet? You don't know when to hear what I am. You're 14. 15. Jesus Christ. I know. It's sick. Are you cooking down there in Hogland? It's not bad. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing a good job. Yeah, good enough. I've heard you're great. Just, yeah. Again, I do well for my size. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody loves the short king with a huge cock. Yeah. Everyone does. Yeah. Yeah, because you're kind of spiteful with the world. you got an attitude, but then what matters comes along. Yeah, for sure. And also it looks bigger. Yeah. If you're shorter, it looks bigger. Yeah, but we're talking, you know, it's nice regardless. Yeah, for sure. It's not just based on your fucking, you know, he's got tiny feet for a, right? You know that just got a bad dick. I don't know, man. Guys that look like that get like real aggressive with their,

with their dicks.

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