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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. All right, let's save the elderly community, but first let's go ahead and save some babies. A lot of people on the text line letting us know that the reason that the baby on board sign is there is not to brag to other drivers that you have a fertile womb. It is to let the rest of the world know, especially the first responders, there may be a baby on this, on board this thing. So if the car slipped over, grab the baby. Right. But also, if the baby is not in there at the time, then the first responders spending all this extra time looking for a non-existent

baby. Right, because the sign was there. So it should be like a magnet. When the baby's there,

you put the magnet on. And when they're not, you take it off. Most people just probably leave it on all the time. And I bet you there's some people that's babies all grown up. They're leaving it on because they think they're going to get out of it.

They won't get pulled over if a cop's on board.

Oh, great bumper sticker for a Coke dealer, I'm sure.

Yeah, but also if you're a kidnapper, then you have like instant.

It's like, why would you let everyone know?

Oh, great.

Hey. pulled over if a cop's on a baby on board. Oh, great bumper sticker for a Coke dealer, I'm sure. Yeah, but also if you're a kidnapper, then you have like instant, it's like, why would you

let everyone know?

Oh, great.

Thank you for identifying car. Baby on board, and it's not mine. So, anyway, we have an issue happening with the elderly community. and as you know, whenever we need a new PSA, like click it or ticket was one of the original ones.

It's quick, it's easy.

You remember it, you know, put on your seatbelt or you may have, you may get a ticket. There's been some other ones that have been less popular over the years that don't necessarily rhyme. But you need to have a good slogan when you have a campaign to try to get the public on board. And this is where you come in to help us, help the elderly that are apparently addicted to cocaine because

there is a quote rise of the quote silver snorters which is a great term which is already an amazing term

where's that brumper sticker uh there's a cocaine crisis among the elderly and they are finding now that cocaine usage among the over 65 crowd

continues to go up and much higher pun intended than the average population so as cocaine usage is

either remaining the same or going down with the elderly community it is skyrocketing now we've learned something about the elderly community, just from doing old people's secrets. And they started getting really into weed recently, and the sex is apparently rampant. They're also very into their phones. They finally figured it out. Right. They're all addicted to technology now. So all of the things that we've had in our lives that we've figured out how to use in moderation,

they're now just getting a hang of and they're like, man, this is, so everything is extreme. Plus, they don't have to worry about things like getting pregnant or waking up to go to a job for the most part. So they're left with less responsibilities when you get older. You're retired. You don't have to, you know if you're going to do hard drugs you think to yourself well crap i have to work in the morning you have responsibilities right, you're retired, you don't have to, you know, if you're going to do hard drugs, you think to yourself, well, crap, I have to work in the morning. You have responsibilities, right? When you're an old person, a lot of that goes away. And you're just living the happy, retired life. So you're like, well, hell, I'm bored. I might as well have some fun. And this one, I actually understand, because when you get older, you slow down physically and cognitively.

And then I would imagine once you do Coke, you're like, oh, my God, I feel normal again. They looked at the numbers currently versus the numbers in 2015, so 10 years ago, and they found

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