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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Dwyane Wade | Shaquille O'Neal Takes The Colbert Questionert

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

This Colbert Classic is a double-header NBA Playoffs spectacular that begins with 3-time NBA champion and former Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade, who stops by to talk to Stephen about life, marriage, his self-titled photo memoir "DWYANE," and to compete against our host in a heated game of wastepaper basketball (Original Air Date: November 16th, 2021). Next up, if you don't know his favorite smell, or which animal he thinks is the scariest, do you really know Shaq? Find out in this edition of The Colbert Questionert (Original Air Date: May 20th, 2022). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I am so over this situation here. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know

0:06.8

like someone you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I

0:11.0

just want someone who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're

0:17.2

looking for your next boyfriend, girlfriend, casual date or just someone a truly

0:21.6

gacha, it's waiting for you unbumble. Find them unbumble.

0:28.5

Getting money from clients can feel I trying to wrestle honey from a

0:31.0

grisly bear that hasn't eaten in days. While an emmerous skunk clings to your

0:36.3

leg, not now skunky, but with zero online invoice payments through

0:39.8

try-p and go cardless, you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your

0:43.2

cash flow flowing. Soon rather than wrestling a grisly bear, it feels more like

0:47.9

you're cuddling a koala bear. On a really soft sofa while watching a

0:52.3

favorite soap. I can't believe she was his mother. The healthy business

0:56.7

search is here with an ex.

1:07.7

Folks, my next guest, this lovely evening, is a three-time NBA champion Olympic

1:17.0

gold medalist you know from the Miami Heat. His new photographic memoir Dwayne

1:21.8

was published today. Please welcome to the late show Dwayne Ways.

1:31.8

Thanks for having me here. Nice to meet you. I've been trying to get here for a

1:34.8

while. Well, I'm glad to have you. I've met your lovely wife, Gabrielle Union

1:38.0

before. We met at Obama's 55th birthday party. I'm sorry you weren't invited.

1:41.8

You weren't there. I guess you were working. I guess you were working. Yeah,

1:45.4

sometimes I don't get a plus one, so she didn't take me. Now, people know you

1:50.3

from the heat, but you actually are from Chicago. Yes, I am. And I'm just curious. I

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