This is sex, lies, and spray tans with me, Cheryl Burke, and IHeart Radio podcast.

Okay, so it's week seven, but first of all, before we even get into this recap, welcome to

sex, lies, and spray tans. I always forget to do this intro because I get so passionate about,

you know, doing these recaps. But I hope you guys are enjoying them so far.

And just know that I try and comment and judge everyone pretty as fairly as possible.

I mean, I have no biased opinion, to be quite honest. I love all the pros. And I also have grown

to love all the celebs that I've been watching the past few weeks. I, as you guys know, for those new listeners that are just listening, I do not wait until I

see the judge's scores.

I like to kind of judge on my own and assess from there.

Okay, let's start with the opening number.

So I'm a little confused, though I love like Alfonso and Julianne's chemistry, I was a little confused

by the scripted bit at the top of this show. I mean, maybe I'm, look, I'm not really good

with stuff like that, so maybe I'm slow in general, but hey, yeah, I didn't think it was needed.

It made no sense. But as far as Paula Abdul goes,

holy crap, Paula, if you're listening to this, which I doubt, but you're my girl. We've definitely

ran into each other and crossed paths in the past. And I have to tell you, she looks drop dead

gorgeous. Like, I've never seen her look better. I am, I mean, I got chills when

she walked out. She looks spectacular. Probably, I would say it's because she's been dancing a lot.

I see a lot on, I see, I follow her on social media, so I see her, you know, get together with so many

dancers, and she just looks like she's having a ball. Okay, so I wish actually, instead of that scripted bit, that Paula Abdul and the boys would be dancing more together.

They made more of a number, especially since Paula looks incredible.

And she looks like she's in the best shape of her life.

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