This is Sex, Lies, and Spray Tans with me, Cheryl Burke, and IHeart Radio podcast.

Hey guys, welcome back to Sex, Lies, and Spray Tans.

This is Cheryl Burke, and we are about to, we meaning me, one woman show over here.

I'm about to do a recap of week five of Dancing with the Stars.

I haven't

watched it yet. As you guys know, I don't necessarily wait till the judge's remarks or scores.

I like to see the couple. I like to assess the couple myself. And what's interesting about

tonight is because it's most memorable night, there's a lot of contemporaries. I am not,

and I will just be, I'll hold myself accountable

when I say I am not a great contemporary dancer, nor do I know what I'm looking for. So at the

end of the day, I guess I'm going to do basically, you know, going blind here and I'm going to just

see as far as fluidity goes and transitions, I guess, because I don't know the technique of contemporary,

so I probably, you know, wouldn't, I wouldn't listen to me.

But I saw, but what I did see, which was refreshing, was a few Viennese waltzes.

I love that Barry's doing a Pasadoblae.

And, yeah, I can't wait to see it.

Mainly, though, I hope I can get through till the end of this show because I know

Lynn Goodman's tribute hits about halfway, I think, after Harry and Riley dance.

So this is going to be very emotional.

And I know a lot of you guys are asking, why am I not included and why wasn't I not invited? Look, your guess is as good as

mine, you know, um, this is not about me though tonight. This is about Len. All I can say is that,

you know, again, your guess is as good as mine. I haven't heard from anybody. You know, I didn't hear

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