20 day fiance.

Hi. Do you want a home security system that will actually work in this day and age?

Do you want something that is, well, first of all, not a complete danger to yourself or others around you, but simply to those that may wish to do you

harm. And guess what? Maybe you don't want to purchase a gun in this day and age. Well, allow us

to come through. Yeah. Well, here, just hear me out, though. Hear me out, though. Allow us to come to

your house for semi-lethal. I only say that because sometimes this shit could probably kill you.

Home security system that we put in. What we will do is we will come to your home and we are called

gray security. We will do is we will come into your home and we will set up a series of home alone

style traps for people. And like I'm talking fucking paint cans filled with fucking dimes and shit like that on a

fucking steel wire.

Things that, like, if that shit hit you in the right spot, like, that would fuck you up.

But you don't have to live with the real guilt of like being the trigger puller or something

like that.

But you know, people will think fucking twice before coming in because it's a fucking smoke show in here.

Okay?

Anyway, so that's with our smoke show, Kevin McAllister package.

We can set up all kinds of movie traps that are made of non-gun and non-knife type things, but we do use broken glass and things like that, hot chemicals.

And we will deck your house out for whenever you go on a long trip or just feeling you need

that extra security.

Thank you so much for having me.

I am Sophia Alexandra.

Well, you know, where do I sign up?

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