Good morning you shiny shinborn, displayed aloft over the navin man's mental piece, waiting

all white and borny, hanging with no purpose until one day you are torn from the mental

piece and you are being used to bludgeon someone, joining a drunken argument about snoker.

Welcome to the Blind By Podcast, what's the fucking crack?

Thank you for the lovely fucking lovely feedback regarding last week's podcast where I read

out a short story called Mara from my brand new book, Polavard Rain which I am still

plugging because it's Christmas he can'ts, Christmas is coming up so you can buy the book

and my man told me that she saw it in the catalog for ladle so they're going to be selling

it in ladle, possibly on special offer don't court me on that, I don't want to get

an hassle over that, my man said your book is going to be on special offer in ladle,

I saw it in the catalog but I have no other confirmation for this particular piece of information

other than my 80 year old mother telling me she saw it so if I tell ye my books unfocking

sale in ladle based on my ma's information and it's not true then that'll start a lot

of shit okay so I don't know, I have no reason to think that she'd lie to me but there

you go if you don't, if your ma says your book is in ladle don't go standing on your podcast

basically that's one thing I've learned over the years so this week the thing I wanted

to talk about this week carouspan, carouspan's perfectly with my BBC series called Blind

by Undestries, I didn't pick that name, my BBC series Fingers crossed is 99.9% coming

out this week and the BBC eye player which if you live in the UK or the occupied north

of Ireland then you'll be able to see it on the eye player if you live in the Republic

of Ireland or beyond you'll have to find more devies ways to watch my BBC series using

um watch call those fucking things a VPN alright using a VPN my personal experience with

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