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Pardon My Take

Dungeons & Dragons, Drunk Tom Brady, And Russell Wilson Being A Weirdo

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Tom Brady got drunk on a boat (as he should have) and we recap the Bucs parade and lingering funny story lines from the Super Bowl (10:19). Russell Wilson clearly wants a trade after his Dan Patrick Show appearance and the GQ article (10:19 - 25:37). Urban Meyer take swap (25:37 - 30:52). Timm Woods is back and we continue our saga on Dungeons and Dragons with some incredible current events woven into the story (30:52 - 93:27). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.

0:06.4

Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music.

0:10.3

On today's part of my take, the return of Dungeons and Dragons Tim Woods.

0:16.1

It's great to have him back. It is great to have our, what is it? Epic?

0:23.0

Is it an epic? It's a saga at this point. It's a saga. I need a saga. What's my saga? We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we. We also are going to do a little bit of Tom Brady being drunk and the box boat parade, Russell Wilson. Probably wanting to get out of Seattle. Every quarterback wants a trade at this point and then fire fest of the week before we get to all of that Verizon. You've heard us talk about it Verizon has come on as a great, great sponsor. Well, guess what? If you're a mobile gamer, you've heard every excuse under the sun. They're hacking. This game is glitchy, but the lamest one by far is blaming your losses on lag. Eliminate the excuses with Verizon 5G, the 5G that changes the game now with unprecedented performance of 5G ultra wide band. The fastest 5G in the world built with massive capacity ultra fast speeds and ultra low lag for console level gaming on the go. So no more network shaming when you get knocked off the lead leaderboard. Verizon 5G is here, which means the time has come to stop blaming the lag. Stop making excuses and start becoming the best gamers in the game. This is the 5G that changes the game. This is the 5G built right only from Verizon 5G ultra widebandband available only in parts of FlexiD's global claim based on Open Signal Independent Analysis. Check it out. This is the 5G that changes the game. This is the 5G built right only from Verizon. Okay, let's go. Bye! Bye! Bye!

2:06.5

Bye!

2:08.5

Bye! Now in the street they rip violence and then as I stop, where have you been done? No pressure, hang out, no washing And then again, live all on the sun

2:23.0

Oh no, we're gonna rock it down to E-L-E-L-T-R-E-L-U And then we're thinking higher, oh we're gonna rock it down to E-L-E-L-T-R-E-L-U It's part of my team, presented by Bob, who's doing sports Welcome to part of my team, presented by Verizon I'm 5G. Go check it out right now. Today is Friday, February 12th, and Tom Brady has gotten drunk on a boat. Gasp. Oh yeah. Hell yeah. It's Tom Brady, a bad role model for getting that hammered and playing around with his participation trophy. It was awesome to see. I like seeing Tom Brady. This is like his second going off to college where he gets to kind of go away from home for a while, get away from the Taskmaster up in New England and just kind of cut loose for a couple of years. It was fun to see it. I love the knee brace. I love Tom Brady like an offensive line in wearing a preemptive knee brace during a football game. He goes out and gets drunk and he puts a knee brace on before he does it.

3:28.6

That's thinking ahead.

3:29.6

That's the difference between him and all the other quarterbacks.

3:32.6

Yes.

3:33.6

And, you know, unless it's your rival that wins a championship, I think every fan can relate

3:39.7

to just soaking up like the videos that come out, the drunk videos, the post game celebrations, the celebrations on the field. I watch it all. I love it all. I think it's the little boy in you that's like, oh, imagine if I were on a Super Bowl winning team, like how sick would this be? There's something about all these videos that just it's, it's why we watch sports. It's why we enjoy sports. So I thought the boat videos were hilarious. The, I mean, I think it's very funny though that like, Cronk and Brady have had so many lumbardy trophies that they just, they manhandled that trophy because they're just so used to it. And so like they, they tossed that thing around. I saw Cronk swinging around and I was thinking to myself, what happens if this, like does it float?

4:25.3

I don't think it floats.

4:26.8

So like, a member when grog put a big dent in it when he, when he swung it as a bat, it's, it's so, they're so nor, the, the baritur will be so normalized for them that it just becomes a party accessory. Yeah, they've just got them laying around their house. They're probably sick of them. They don't have anywhere to put them anymore.

4:44.5

You can't fit seven Lombardi trophies in a room

4:47.9

besides your living room probably.

4:49.8

And then... Yeah, they've just got them laying around their house. They're probably sick of them. They don't have anywhere to put them anymore. You can't fit seven Lombardi trophies in a room

4:47.8

besides your living room, probably. And then your wife is like, hey, can we move these somewhere else? It's a little bit ghost to have all your awards out here. It's crazy. They've won seven, or braids won seven trophies. So we pointed out on Twitter earlier today that the odds of Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl are about the same as the odds of Steph Curry

5:09.2

hitting a three pointer. Jesus. And any given season like like him taking one shot from three is about the same at the start of the year as Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl. That's that's crazy to me. The other take I had from the boat parties is, and I've said this before, most notably when we had Jared

5:26.7

Gough in the van a couple of years ago,

5:28.8

but whenever I see athletes that are just in great shape wearing t-shirts, I'm like, man, I wish I could look that good in a t-shirt. It must be so cool to just be like, I'm gonna throw on a t-shirt and look awesome. They all look just so like, Tom Brady looked awesome

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