Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

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🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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The Desolation of Snails

Jeremy Irons sees a reversal of fortune in his acting career as he conjures an army of fire-breathing beasts to fight empress Thora Birch (American Beauty) in a theatrical Dungeon And Dragons campaign from 2000. Can wise-cracking thieves Justin Whalin (Lois & Clark) and Marlon Wayans (White Chicks) bring together a mage, a dwarf, and an elf to acquire the magic gem that will put an end to all the shoddy CGI work swirling in the sky? Listen now to learn if Arnie, Stuart, and Justin have the constitution points to endure another board game movie.

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0:00.0	The Empire of Izmir has long been a divided land.
0:10.0	Ruled by the mages, an elite group of magic users.
0:15.0	The lowly commoners, those without magic, are little more than slaves.
0:27.2	Izmir's young Empress, Savina, wishes equality and prosperity for all.
0:32.7	But the evil mage, Profion, has other intentions. Welcome to now playing podcasts
0:41.7	Dungeons and Dragons movie retrospective series
0:45.5	Adventure, battle, glory beyond your wildest imagination.
0:51.5	Part of our board game movie retrospective series.
0:55.0	You want to play, do you?
0:57.5	Yeah, let's play.
1:01.7	All they need a team.
1:03.2	Team, who's going to help us up?
1:05.9	Hosted by Arnie.
1:07.3	The fact that you see good in me makes me believe that there might just be some in there.
1:12.2	Justin.
1:12.8	See that there?
1:13.7	I knew that boy had talent.
1:15.8	And Stuart.
1:17.4	You use magic.
1:19.8	We are part of it.
1:22.3	But be warned, this episode will contain detailed plot spoilers and strong language.
1:27.4	There might be a loss of distinction between reality and politics. This episode will contain detailed plot spoilers and strong language.
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