Dungeons And Dragons Featuring Timm Woods
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
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🗓️ 16 February 2024
⏱️ 151 minutes
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We're back for a very special edition of Dungeon and Dragons with our friend Timm Woods and special guest Nick Turani. Yet again we have decided to work as a team to accomplish the adventure Timm has worked out for us and yet again all plans go awry. We taped this episode in front of a green screen so go watch it as well as we've added graphics to accompany our adventure.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, Dungeons & Dragons. We are back with Tim Woods. If you are listening to this right now and you want to watch it, go watch it everywhere that we post these videos. Because we did it on a green screen, but it was awesome. Probably our best dungeon dragons yet. We are on vacation right now, but we taped this for everyone at home. Tim Woods, Nick Tarani, me, Hank, PFT, Jake, all of us going on an adventure that took us so many twists and turns. Great jokes, great laughter. It's the best we love doing these episodes episodes and we are brought to you by our friends at draft Kings We're excited to announce our partnership with draft King sports book draft Kings will be our one stop shop for all things betting This week new customers who deposit five dollars or more can get a no sweat bet up to one thousand dollars on any sport What's a no sweat bet? It's just like getting an offensive board. |
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| 2:29.4 | and responsible gaming resources. OK, let's go. Boy! Now industry day with violence, and I a lot of stuff is worth it. No place to hang out or washing and then I can't stay all on the sun. Oh no, we gonna rock it down too. E-L-E-L-S-R-E-K-I-R-U And then we'll take it higher. Oh, we got a round. Don't do it. It's part of my take. There's enough of our sports. Welcome to part of my take presented by Draft King Sportsbook. Go sign up right now. Use code Take. New customers get a no sweat bet up to $1, if your first bet loses today is friday february 16th and it's time for dungeons and dragons so let's kick it to ourselves and the world of Tim Woods. Welcome to part of my take today is friday february 16th and Dungeons & Dragons time. We are sitting right now with Tim Woods, PFT, Jake, Hank, and our good friend Nick, Torani, Greg. Thank you for having me back with how many Gs? Two, as normal. Okay, two Gs with Greg, GG, RE normal. Okay, two cheese with Greg. |
| 4:05.0 | G-G-G-R-E-G. |
| 4:06.0 | Yes, G-G-R-E-G. |
| 4:07.0 | Yeah. We're all dressed up. Tim. But I gotta take off the helmet. I can't hear any. That's how it is. It gets wearing a helmet right now. I can't hear any. I'm here. I'm here. You arrived in full costume today. |
| 4:24.0 | It's like dead. Yeah, you look awesome. |
| 4:25.7 | Appreciate it. I'm very excited about this. |
| 4:27.7 | You thought about bringing your sword full costume today. I did. |
| 4:25.1 | You look awesome. |
| 4:26.1 | Appreciate it. |
| 4:27.1 | I'm very excited about this. You thought about bringing your sword on the plane. I did. I looked up whether TSA would accept foam swords. They do not. And so I held on to my foam blade back at home. Didn't get to bring it, but I'm so honored to be in the presence of Andrew, the flame of the West right now. Yes. your Nick just got from the A and a studio. |
| 4:44.2 | So Tim, I'm also, I want you to get out of here on time |
| 4:47.8 | and make your flight. |
| 4:48.5 | I know it got delayed, but also. the flame of the West right now. Yes. That's a sword here, Nick. Just got from the A and a studio. So Tim, I'm also, I want you to get out of here on time |
| 4:47.8 | and make your flight. |
| 4:48.6 | I know it got delayed, but also I don't want you to get out of here too on time because I want you to have to get onto the plane wearing that full car. Oh, yeah, 100%. I think if it's necessary, I will board the plane dressed as a ranger. |
| 5:00.7 | So we are we're taping this in mid January. |
| 5:04.3 | If you are listening to this right now, |
| 5:07.5 | you should also watch it because we're on the green screens again. So we're going to do all the graphics, the full immersion and Tim is going to take us through an entire adventure. Let's first start with everyone saying what they're dressed as and then we'll start with Tim taking us taking us down the path. Okay, so Jake, what are you dressed as? And what's your name? My name is Cake, the Elven Wizard. And what are you dressed as? Cake, the Elven Wizard. Oh, okay. Yeah. Absolutely. It looks like one of the, one of the old cartoons, like the Mickey Mouse. You know what I'm talking about the fantasy or the movie? The Yeah. You look great. You look great. Famous paladin, famous historical paladin. Yeah, yeah. |
| 6:05.7 | Get the powdered wig. |
| 6:06.7 | I like the look. |
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