You know, I'm not gonna lie, one of the movies that I've really been looking forward to lately.

I mean, I wasn't super excited about first, it's Snake Eyes.

I wasn't super excited about Snake Eyes at first, but then when I heard Henry Golding got

cast in it, I think Henry Golding is a bona fide movie star.

I really do.

You guys have heard me say that for a while, so I really like this dude.

And then the trailer started to drop, and I'm not gonna lie, I really like the trailers

a lot.

I've got our tickets to go see Snake Eyes tonight.

I'm gonna go see it in a few hours.

Very excited about that, but one real bad sign, ladies and gentlemen, one real bad sign is

when a studio hides the reviews, because we got like a week out from Snake Eyes and didn't

see any reviews and we're like, oh, that's not good, but a week is still a week, whatever.

Then we got three days out from Snake Eyes and still no reviews.

Hell, then we got to yesterday, the day before the movie opens and still no reviews.

And it's like, you guys know there are few truths in life, death, taxes, video game, movies,

suck, but you can also probably add to that movies where the studios hold the review embargo

until the day it releases, those movies will probably not be so good.

So that hasn't been great to see.

And as it turns out, we were right to worry, because finally today, the day the movie comes

out, they finally released the review embargo and the reviews don't look great.

We're gonna start one off here with Eric Eisenberg from Sino Blancher Rights.

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