It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I'm not the asshole. You're the asshole.

And they asked what the show was about and they said he talks about nothing.

It's an LA-based, gay or narcissistic version of Seinfeld, which I think is very accurate.

They were so respectful, so loving, so not a chump.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues.

In today's episode, Traci Tudor and Joey Zousig joined the show.

We talk about my latest flipping out moment.

Plus, we determine what chic and chat about all things dating.

Well, this morning I had, unfortunately, a little regression.

Shane, you witnessed it.

I had a stage one, like old-school flipping out, meltdown this morning.

Oh, how?

So, Toby, my puppy, who's now seven months old,

and I don't blame Toby because we're still training him.

What I do blame are the people that work at my home.

But Toby goes into Monroe's room.

He will get on her bed.

He will take her stuffed animals, and he will mutilate them.

Last week, when we were in New York, someone left her room door open.

He went in and took one of her favorite stuffed animals.

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