We got to keep all on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I was in my paycheck called for my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.

All on the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side got me by all on the bright side you have to do your laundry. You have to learn

you have to learn these things as they come with trial and error.

And also, let's be honest, it's kind of fun to be dumb sometimes.

So crack open a beer, put on your bathrobe, and listen to the dumbest things we've done on this

episode of The Brighter Side.

We all do some dumb shit.

It's fun.

You know what's the best part about doing dumb shit is recognizing the fact that you have done dumb shit and then admitting to it moving forward.

And then moving forward, be like, you know what, never again.

Yeah, no.

But I'm glad we did that.

If I can quote myself from the Murder Fist Sketch Free Cable Blow Jobs, I'm so fat and stupid. But you're not. You're good. You're smart and skinny. And I've lost weight. I'm not skinny. You know, I don't want to be skinny either. No, you don't. Those fuckers, they think they got it all

good, walking around with their tight pants and their, like, happy attitudes. Yeah. Yeah, y'all don't need that shit in my life. No. I enjoy being fed. There you go. I feel like you would be an absolute terrorist if you were like 40 pounds thinner. Oh, God. You'd be so mean. I would look weird. And bitchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I am happy and I'm staying this way on purpose. That's good. You look great. We're going to get into some dumb things we've done. Yeah. Speaking of like being really skinny and whatever, walking around New York and like a hipster, I've definitely, when I first got to New York, I didn't know things like how to cash a check or how to balance a checkbook. And I remember I got a check that said, this is not a check. And I put it right in the bank. And I was like, it's a check. Oh, was it one of those like publisher clearinghouses? No, it was like I got paid via payroll already, so like went into my account. This was just like the physical copy in case I needed to prove something.

They don't do that anymore. They used to do that all the time. I think because a lot of people would cash it. Yeah, yeah. It just ended up being a mistake again. Yeah. So what happened to you? They got mad. Who got mad? The bank. And they were like, ma'am, this said this is not a check. And I was like, I'm sorry. I just got here.

Yeah. The bank got the bank. And they were like, ma'am, this said this is not a check. And I was like, I'm sorry.

I just got here. I don't know. I'm an idiot. And then what? You were at the teller and they just told you to leave? Or do they think that they said they were going to call the cops on you? Well, I called them and they were like, miss, this is illegal. Like you're taking money. And I was like, oh, sorry, sorry,

yeah, take it out.

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