And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.

May I have another?

Yo.

Yo.

Fat capital of the world.

Oh, Mike's on.

Tom.

That Tom fucking Bergeron. What's his name? Not Tom Bergeron. Damn. I forget the guy who said it. We are back. Tom Brennan. Brennaman? I can't remember his name. Baseball announcer. When they came back from break, he was on like National Air and he was like, Bradag capital of the world. And they were like, what are they, San Francisco? You have to always, it is funny that everyone will just have to assume he was talking about San Francisco. Yeah, there it is. Do we get? Give it to him. The fag capitals of the world. San Francisco. I love that he talks, though. It is funny. He talks like an announcer always, though. Hey, everyone to San Francisco. It's the fat capital of the world. Everything's presented that way. God, that's funny. He's back, though. We are back from commercial break. It's the bonfire. Faction Talk Series X-M-103. Big Jokerson, Robert Kelly.

The great Robbie Bernstein is joining us in the studio right now. He's doing the summer porch tour. It's fucking every year you're doing this now. Yes. It looks like it's getting bigger and bigger, though. Yeah, doing like I think 60 of them this year, something crazy. Yeah, those dates were I saw the poster. That's all backyard ones. All backyards. What does it mean when they say private?

That means someone booked me to just play for their friends, and I just kept the tour dates because it looks cool in my poster. Can I book you to do my tiny house backyard? Absolutely. I would love nothing more. So I could book you to come up to my association and do a show. Do you work clean? Not at all. Okay. We can make it happen.

Buddy, that would make me so happy. I got a date in New Hampshire. Where are you in New Hampshire?

I don't even remember the name of the town. Outback of your cigar bar. He's got dates coming up in,

whoa, Doyles Town, PA, fun place. July 25th, Brewston Mills, Virginia, West Virginia on July 26th, and Johnstown, P. on the 27th. You're mobile on this thing, though. You jump in city to city. You drive? All one-nighters usually fly into an area and then drive from there, or if they're local enough, it's all hike. That Brewston Mills last year, I mean, it was not just backwoods, West Virginia.

We showed up to West Virginia and we steered off a normal road to a dirt road to then a rock road to then a dirt road. And I'm such an idiot. I had the wrong address. Oh, shit. And I was- You find out when you get there by the sound of the gunshot? I could just tell. and I was lucky that I beat the fans there by about five minutes where cars started pulling up behind me.

I was lucky that I beat the fans there by about five minutes where cars started pulling up behind me. I was like, all right, hold on. But if I had just been like three minutes later, I would have gotten a fan shot just by being an idiot. God damn. So is the same place you're doing this time? Yeah, that one was crazy. I mean, that was like a moonshine party in the middle of the woods.

There were,

they had like 60 friends

that came out.

They throw a big summer get together.

There was a band before me.

How does this happen? You put this out there that if you... Is it part of the problem? It's part of the problem they know you're from? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Is this,

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