Dumb Stripper Blows My Mind

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.6 • 633 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:27.7	forward slash express. How much do you owe? I know, I know, a lot, a lot. How much?
0:33.3	I had an accountant. How much? I think it's about maybe 60. Oh, my... What is this? Why? Why didn't even tell me? What am I supposed to do? Because you asked like four times. I didn't want to. My name is Krista. I'm 33. I live in Las Vegas, Nevada, and this is financial audit. What do you do in Vegas for living? I am a striper. All right. I've never been to one. Is it a good time? It's fun. It's fun. I always say it's the only place in Vegas where you went over the house. It's a lie. There you go. I just assume it's going to be stinky and sticky. No, I work at a nice one. There are those, but I got into a good one. Gotcha. What are we bringing home just in general on a monthly basis? Well, that's our average. Because I know there's a lot of tips and everything, right? So this is going to be up down, up, down. It goes up and down.
1:27.9	I'd say average, maybe like 12.
1:33.8	Thousand?
1:34.5	Yeah, because I make, I'm at about like 120 to, so probably about 10, 120.
1:41.9	I get, I get VA disability.
1:45.8	Really?
1:46.3	Yeah, I was in the Navy for six years.
1:48.1	Oh, very cool.
1:50.4	Okay.
1:51.0	And what is that on a month basis?
1:52.4	I get $2,000 for that and free health care.
1:55.5	So I can't put a price on that.
1:58.0	Wow.
1:58.3	Uncle Sam is my favorite sugar daddy.
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