Dumb Moms: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023

The Toast

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🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Chris Appleton Files for Divorce from Lukas Gage After 6 Months of Marriage (PEOPLE) (30:28)
Lisa Hochstein is launching amicable divorce company amid brutal split from Lenny (Page Six) (37:23)
Lauren Sanchez Is Looking to the Future (Vogue) (46:15)
Anne Hathaway: 'I Was Warned That My Career Would Fall Off a Cliff at the Age of 35' (Variety) (59:14)
Edith Piaf AI-Generated Biopic in the Works at Warner Music (Variety) (1:04:53)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday or as I like to call it Tuesday because I'm making choices today and one of those choices is to spend the morning with my favorite girl is
0:14.0	really on the planet. It's Jackie. Let's see how long I can talk before I let her
0:19.0	say a word today. It's my turn. Hey, turtie, I love that, I love that you feel you have a choice, but you don't have a choice but to spend every morning with me.
0:32.4	Jackie, there's this little thing called free will. have a choice but to spend every morning with me.
0:32.7	Jackie, there's this little thing called free will,
0:35.1	and if I wanted to, like isn't it crazy?
0:37.2	Both you and me both.
0:39.2	We both have the power to just like fuck this shit up
0:41.7	and be like, listen, I'm done with the toast.
0:43.6	The thing is it's funny that we're having this conversation today because we
0:46.5	literally don't like I'm sick as a dog and I have no power to say like I'm done
0:52.0	with the toast today.
0:52.8	No, but I think about this a lot.
0:54.4	Must go on.
0:55.4	Like whenever I'm like crossing the street, I'm always like, it's amazing that like the
0:59.8	car at the red light has free will and isn't just going to run me over.
1:05.0	Like, the way that we've all just decided most of us to be civilized,
1:11.0	it's really amazing, like I always think,
1:14.0	I'm like, I'm three inches from a car.
1:16.0	What is stopping this guy from just killing me?
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