IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN, AN NYPD SERGEANT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOLLOWING REPORTS THAT SHE STUFFED A PAIR OF HER PANTIES INTO THE MOUTH OF AN OFFICER.

AN NYPD OFFICER, SUING THE MAYOR DE BLASIO AND THE CITY FOR NOT CODDLING MOMMY COPS WHO WANT TO PUMP BREAST MILK ON THE JOB. LEADS TO A DISCUSSION ABOUT SQUIRTING.

FLUTESY WEIGHS IN ON A RECENT MYSTERIOUS UWS MURDER 

THE SCHIZOPHRENIC BROOKLYN MAN WHO THREW HIS LITTLE BROTHER OFF THE ROOF OF HIS BUILDING EXPLAINS HIS THINKING

IN THE BOOGIE D., A MAN IS BLOWN AWAY BY A BX BODEGA OWNER IN SOUNDVIEW

A WOMAN CALLS THE POLICE THINKING A 9-YR-OLD BOY HAD TOUCHED HER BACKSIDE. (BELIEVE WOMEN!) 

A CHELSEA WOMAN RAPED BY A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER WHO SNUCK INTO HER BED. BOTH HER ROOMMATES WERE HOME. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE ON WEINSTEIN'S COUCH

A CABBY CHARGED WITH HARASSING A BROOKLYN TEEN AFTER STALKING CHARGES AGAINST HIM WERE DROPPED. THE TEEN WAS ALLEGEDLY RAPED LAST YEAR BY TWO ON-DUTY NYPD COPS IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN

WE TALK ABOUT IT ALL HERE, WITH FLUTELY.