Dumb and Dumber

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Today JB Smoove and Miles ask you to embrace your foolishness. Today’s Quote: “He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool; he who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion.” — Zhuangzi (Zen Page-a-Day Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	New day, new, you wake your ass only.
0:03.6	Cross it to my name to fucking gratitude.
0:06.6	Be mine.
0:08.6	Listen to May I elaborate?
0:11.0	Daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.
0:18.0	Oh, me.
0:20.0	Sometime I get myself.
0:22.0	It's not wrong with getting yourself.
0:25.0	If you don't get yourself, who gon' get you?
0:29.0	And who gon' get what you giving them?
0:31.0	If you don't get yourself first?
0:33.0	So I gotta get me first.
0:35.0	And then I get you.
0:36.0	And then you get me and see how it all works out.
0:39.0	You end up getting what the fuck you need.
0:42.0	When you find yourself in a difficult situation,
0:46.0	at an impasse, or maybe even a crossroad,
0:50.0	people say, a fuck in the road.
0:52.0	You know what I already said?
0:53.0	A wishbone in the road, you know?
0:56.0	Because sometimes you gotta break that bitch.
0:58.0	One off so you don't back up and go to fuck the way.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jerry Brooks, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jerry Brooks and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.