"Dumb Alt Comedian From Slutsville USA"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2019
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat discuss FAO Schwarz hips, dying, being weak, gurney vibes, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, is for horses and not those horses podcast hosts. |
| 0:40.5 | It's cat and bat. |
| 0:43.0 | Thanks for queuing me to say my name. |
| 0:45.0 | And welcome to seek treatment of podcasts about boys, sex, fucking dating and love. |
| 0:52.0 | I think I'm dying. |
| 0:53.0 | That's what I feel like I'm dying. |
| 0:55.0 | I mentioned last time in the pod that my hips were hurting. |
| 0:58.5 | I went to get an x-ray because I was in so much pain. |
| 1:01.5 | And I guess I've found out I have FAAI hip impingement. |
| 1:05.5 | FAAI shorts. |
| 1:06.5 | I have FAAI shorts hips. |
| 1:08.5 | I just made up those rolled-ups and non-up. |
| 1:11.5 | Wait, wait, wait, wait. |
| 1:12.5 | Basically my hip bones are like fucked up just because of how I'm born and the bone is scraping against the joint. |
| 1:21.5 | Doing it to your mom's fault? |
| 1:23.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.5 | The doctor was like, does your mom have this? |
| 1:26.5 | I don't know. |
| 1:27.5 | My mom does that. |
| 1:28.5 | The doctor was like, does your mom do prenatal yoga? |
| 1:30.5 | I can't hear you because of this. |
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