You're listening to Draft Kings Network. It's actually something new that I've been trying as an organic intro because I have found my introductions to be starched and stiff.

You want me to do it?

I would actually.

Okay, what do I say?

Let me see.

I would like you to introduce dulcaysloan.com is where you get the ticket. She's a former daily show correspondent, but I will let you do it. Go ahead. You do it. Hello, friends. Welcome to the Dan Lebertard show. and I'm the guest for today, Dulce Sloan,

a former daily show correspondent and host,

an author and podcast host,

a truly hilarious stand-up, and you can see me on tour at dulcaysloan.com slash tour.

I also have a lip gloss company with comedian Lace Larrabee, giggle gloss.com, and I have started a ministry to let people know that you do not have to suffer

through broke men the way I have suffered at no more broke dick.com. We have pillow covers,

mirrors, pouches, all the motivational things that you need to make sure stickers, magnets,

to make sure that there won't be a broke man in your home.

Now, I'm on the show today. I heard this was a sports thing. Well, it's not a sports thing. It's meant to be

biographical and tell people about your life. Show them insight into funny people, creative people,

show them how it is that you became creative. What are the roots of that creativity? How you got your funny. Man, that's why I can't dress his field pitch because I thought that this is a sports podcast. So I'd come on and learn about sports and find a nice man. But now we're in the biographical room. I didn't see no jersey. I walked in. I was like, ain't now Jersey in here? There's no dirty microphones.

You thought you were doing a sports show.

It was sports and others.

You came in here with no understanding of what it is you're doing.

No, no, no.

I looked it up and I kept seeing a lot of sports stuff.

So I was like sports stuff.

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