Dulcé Sloan, Jaboukie Young-White, Vanessa Gonzalez, Maria Bamford

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Another special half hour episode featuring comedians from this season's Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents and an interview with Dulcé Sloan! Listen to more from each comedian here: Dulcé Sloan Jaboukie Young-White - CCSUP Vanessa Gonzalez - CCSUP Maria Bamford - Ask Me About My New God! And if you’re ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to Keeps.com/STANDUP to receive your first month of treatment for free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	There's too many humans in New York.
0:06.0	There's too many humans.
0:08.0	Eight and a half million people
0:11.0	living 300 square miles. Why? If you break that down that's 27,000 people
0:21.8	per mile.
0:24.0	How do you live?
0:26.2	Whose idea was this?
0:29.9	Y'all just strapped two islands together
0:31.6	with some bridges and was like,
0:32.7	oh, y'all got to see this, no!
0:35.0	And God forbid when these Yankees finds out I'm not from New York.
0:44.0	Oh, you're not from New York?
0:45.0	They all sound like witches to me.
0:47.0	You're not from New York?
0:49.0	What do you mean you're not from New York? No, through through the grace of God I was not born here, thank you.
0:55.0	Where are you from?
1:00.0	Atlanta, you're welcome.
1:02.0	Like, oh, you must be so glad to be in New York the
1:05.7	South is so racist the South is so racist. Oh you mean the part of the South
1:10.7	that starts the Canada is at Mexico?
1:13.0	Find me a part of America that's not racist. I move today. I wait. I know the North was more racist because in the north they split up white folks.
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