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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Dul-Sayin' - How Kwanzaa Came to Be | Jodie Turner-Smith

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2021

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

COVID-19 cases surge in the world of professional sports, Dulcé Sloan breaks down the history of Kwanzaa, and actor Jodie Turner-Smith discusses her role on the miniseries "Anne Boleyn."

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.7

Pfff!

0:05.4

What is Christmas without money changing hands?

0:08.8

Think about it.

0:10.0

Imagine Santa's coming to your house to do what?

0:11.8

Just eat cookies and tell you who he was there.

0:13.6

The whole point is he's delivering the gifts.

0:15.4

The gifts are bought with money.

0:17.3

Christmas is a celebration of capitalism.

0:19.6

Jesus when he was born, what did the people do?

0:21.6

They brought gifts.

0:22.5

Didn't come there empty-handed, because they were wise men.

0:25.4

They knew.

0:26.8

You come there like a broken ass bitch.

0:28.4

Oh, the son of God has been born.

0:30.5

What did you bring?

0:31.3

Oh, I didn't think I needed to bring anything.

0:34.2

No, it's the other way around.

0:35.8

Christmas is all about giving.

0:37.8

The first thing you do is you give things to people.

0:40.4

They brought in those expensive gifts as well.

0:42.4

Gold, frankincense and mure.

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