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Keeping Records

Duke of Done Wrong (with Laura Peek)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5726 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Comedian/Tennessee native Laura Peek logs on with Caleb and Shelby to wade through the trials and tribulations of the best/worst four years of everyone's life: high school. Remember senior privileges? Remember absolutely roasting your teachers any time they even slightly misspoke? Remember how hot it was when 16-year-old boys chewed tobacco and had that little faded ring on the back pocket of their jeans? Yeah, no, definitely, us either, we also think that's gross........   Laura's Artifacts When you see a guy who looks like he would suck do something nice (Experience) Waking up and thinking “oh shit it’s probably 7:30 am” but then looking at your phone and it’s like 2 am (Sense of Relief) Chicken tenders and ranch from Nashville Shores Water Park (Food) The time I pooped HUGE in my pants in first grade and didn’t realize it for a whole school day (Human Experience) When someone is laughing and they touch your arm to kinda brace themselves against the laugh (Gesture) Perfect cacio e pepe (Food) The Holiday (2006 Film) Hopping out of the pool at your friend’s birthday party for a quick bite of Ruffles and onion dip in the year 2000 (Experience) One Camel cigarette (Vice) Follow Laura on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:19.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.

0:26.6

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:30.6

Good-jourjourn-Moon.

0:31.6

Honitjua.

0:32.6

Hello.

0:33.6

Al-a-s-slau-a-a-lakem.

0:34.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.0

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.1

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:58.7

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.

1:08.1

Shelby.

1:09.2

Caleb.

1:10.4

How are you?

1:11.5

Living the dream.

1:13.3

Are you?

1:14.2

That's so cool.

1:15.4

What are you doing?

1:17.1

I am living the dream.

1:18.5

That's why I was surprised to hear you say that because I only thought a couple of us could do

1:22.1

that at a time.

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