Dueling Scars (Entry 385.PR0633)
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🗓️ 11 May 2023
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In which German university students create a new status symbol when they add swordplay to their drinking society meetings, and John's closet skeletons are all bar fights. Certificate #36857.
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| 0:00.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:21.0 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental |
| 0:26.2 | reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:28.8 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:35.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.0 | this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:43.0 | This is our time capsule. |
| 0:45.0 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 385. PR 0633. |
| 1:18.8 | Certificate Number 368 |
| 1:20.6 | 368 57. Duel significant number 368.57. |
| 1:24.3 | Dooling. |
| 1:25.6 | Oh wait, I was about to say dueling scars, |
| 1:28.9 | but it's really dueling scars. |
| 1:31.3 | Dooling scars. Dooling scars. |
| 1:34.0 | Dooling scars. |
| 1:35.0 | Dooling scars. |
| 1:37.0 | Do. |
| 1:38.0 | I picture with my connotations of Ironsh and |
| 1:42.0 | Veric power. What? One person and verdicts out. Whoa! |
| 1:44.0 | Dooling scars. |
| 1:46.0 | Two scars. |
| 1:47.0 | You and I sit and trade off our different scars. |
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