Like, I can't imagine the lower half of your body, let alone in gym shorts. Like, I don't know what your legs look like. No, no, no, I don't want to see. I don't want to see. Don't ruin the... Don't ruin it. Check out these calves, son! No. Look at them right there. No. If we're looking at anybody's legs, we're looking at mine. Look at these pythons, baby.

Welcome to The Crunch, Episode 50.

What?

Feels weird to say that. It's your boy, Ethan, aka.

Aproposal.

And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat.

This is the 50th episode of me getting online and putting my foot in my mouth.

Classic.

Can't believe we've been doing that every week for 50 weeks.

That's crazy. That's true, except for Christmas. And also, I think we missed a different week at one point. No, we didn't. We only missed Christmas. We only missed Christmas. Oh, wow. Well, good for us. How are you? How's moving in? Dude, you've got all your little R.A., you little minions. What do you call them, freshman? Yeah, a freshman minions.

Freshman minions, how is that going?

I feel like, I feel like you are just, you just run around and just whip them.

All the, all the freshmen are moved in.

Okay.

We, we moved in six, sorry, 76 people yesterday from 1 to 5 p.m. Holy cow. And it was, it was pretty fun. I met a lot of parents. Freshman parents are the funniest animal. Creatures. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're so, there's, there's, there's quite a few different ones some that like are like whatever my kid knows

what he's doing and some they're like my kid is an idiot and he needs all the help he can get and

others are like my kid is a fragile bean and he must know the exact measurements of his room um

so we get all kinds of questions oh yeah yeah mom's like how does he loft his bed and the kid's like

mom i literally do not care uh well that's the thing on moving day at least this is the way that it was for me like the mom is just like wanting to make sure the kid's okay and the kids like just wants the the parents to leave so they they can be at college you know so that was that was my, my freshman year. My parents were dropping me off.

They're like, do you want to clean this?

Do you want to clean that? What should you do with this? What should you do with that? I'm like, how about you let me deal with this? Because I'm an adult now. I later learned that I very much needed their help. And I was not able to sustain myself on my own. but you know my mom didn't actually my parents didn't come to moving day i was i moved

in by myself wow look at you yeah franciscan folks it's a one-way ticket to maturity and i was like

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