Dude Perfect: We Try Cereal With Weird Liquids, TASTE TEST

Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect

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Basketball, Football, Sports

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

No milk? No problem! In response to a recent debate, the Dudes try a variety of cereals with anything but milk—taste testing combinations with ranch, apple juice, Tang, chocolate milk, and more to see what actually works (and what should never be tried again). But first, the Dudes break down the NFL’s coaching carousel, the Divisional Round, key coaching decisions, and give their Super Bowl and MVP predictions. The conversation jumps from quarterback value to NBA chatter, then into some of the wildest Almost Sports yet: extreme ironing and a mind-blowing 100-meter hot dog challenge. The episode wraps with the Dudes ranking fan-submitted Almost Athlete sports fails and a loaded voicemail segment covering everything from voice cracks to the origins of the Dude Perfect panda, followed by a classic two-minute warning to close it out. 00:00 Introduction 01:15 Cody Jones Introduction 05:00 Patriots vs Broncos Breakdown 06:05 Rams vs Seahawks Breakdown 17:00 Super Bowl Predictions 19:05 NBA / NCAA Basketball 24:20 Car Jiu Jitsu 25:30 Almost Sports: 100m Hot Dog Race 27:45 Almost Sports: Extreme Ironing 34:16 Cereal Milk Roulette 54:05 Cory Cotton Introduction 58:20 Dude Perfect Announcements 01:04:40 Almost Athlete #1 01:06:20 Almost Athlete #2 01:07:45 Almost Athlete #3 01:09:35 Almost Athlete #4 01:12:35 Almost Athlete #5 01:20:25 Voicemail #1: Voice Cracks? 01:22:35 Voicemail #2: What The Biggest Animal You Could 1v1? 01:27:45 Voicemail #3: Cory, Why Did You Choose Pink? 01:29:00 Two Minute Warning What to do now: 1. Smash that LIKE button 2. Hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a DP podcast moment 3. Drop a comment with who YOU want to see on Almost Athletes next! Subscribe for more! https://www.youtube.com/@almostathletes • • • • Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect. New episodes drop every Wednesday. Follow along on all platforms. Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you: Apple: - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect/id1834502483 Spotify: - https://open.spotify.com/show/55gaQm31JIbp6td7QtYsPU?si=6423db3118ac497f Follow Almost Athletes to keep up with the Dudes!: https://www.instagram.com/almostathletes https://www.tiktok.com/@almostathletes https://x.com/almostathletes_ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:20.0	You're in the big league now. We need to take it out now. Steel, new series. Watch now only on Prime Video. Okay, give me ranch and corn flakes. I'm not doing that. Give me ranch and corn flakes. There was a pretty solid chance I throw up on set, but... I'm going to throw up you throw up. Do the people, we're doing it for the people. They need to know. But the listeners aren't even seeing this, man. They're just listening. Oh, the listeners should go watch this one. Okay? This is one you should watch. This isn't even gonna pour. It doesn't even have like consistency. Oh, God. Oh, no. That's good. That's good. That's good. I won't partake in this one. You have to, dude. Just one little bite. You can't think cereal. You got to think casserole. That's, just think, just think, oh, it's like a, oh, you have a not all ranch is made equal either.
1:11.0	It's like a, like, um, it's like a, dude, no, bro, I'm not touching.
1:18.9	It looks like gravy.
1:21.3	Almost, hey, almost bad with.
1:24.8	Almost, almost that way.
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1:37.0	Follow the show on all socials at Almost Athletes, like and subscribe on YouTube, or listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast.
1:43.6	We're your host. I'm Spark.
1:45.0	That's Gare. Cody Jones. Back in the batters box. How you doing codes? Dual salute. Doing great.
1:50.1	Hanging in there. Hanging in there is a proper word to put it. We are fresh off.
1:54.4	Icellasca. Yeah. Ice Apocalypse. Not as bad as like the Circa. What year was that?
1:59.7	21. 21 was bad, but the one late college for me was the really bad one. It was like a week long. That was what he was talking about. They're all going together at this point. Honestly, ice storms are turning into like birthdays. Agreed. The less you get up about it. Our 2021 was now Nashville's 2026. That looks bad over there. Oh, really? I haven't seen
2:21.0	any of it. It's bad. Nashville got it the worst? Yeah, like their trees are falling on all the
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