This has got organic all over it.

This one's kind of lacking a punch.

It's like the start's really good, and then you're waiting for that flavor kick,

and it just never comes.

It has no left jab.

Blue is a six for me.

I mean, you're aligned.

I'd rather eat a bottle of Listerine than what I just had.

That was horrible.

Almost, hey, almost badly. That was horrible.

Welcome to Almost Athletes. Now this is Taxes. Follow the show on all social media at Almost Athlete. Like and subscribe to us on YouTube or listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast. We're your host. I'm Garrett. Spark. Am I technically a host? Yep, you are today. Coach, welcome in, bud. Cody's here. Ready for Masters week. What do we got coming up, Sparks? Cody's playing in the Masters on Thursday. Shoot a what time? One-thirty. I have the morning on Thursday and an afternoon on Friday. They really should just let an average Joe from like each region. It would be insane. The South region. You know, just grab a random Texan. Milliger, grab your clubs. You're playing. Some of those old guys that like- That'd be fun though, man. Are still playing in the matches because they're allowed to.

It's still one of the greatest photos of all time. That guy that got tickets to the practice round and thought he was getting to play, so he brought his club. That was good. I remember that. Insane play. But that would be cool. I mean, if you're like Louis Oostezen and then you're golfing behind them, that would get old quickly.

As he's shooting a 157, you know, you're like Louis Oostezen and you're golfing behind them, that would get old quickly.

As he's shooting a 157, you know, you're looking at a nine-hour round. Everyone paired with him. No, see, that's the thing. If you shoot a 157, you can still play in four hours. You know that, right? Yeah, picking up balls, I guess. That's fine, though. Keep the pace, brother.

And that people don't care what you shoot.

Just keep the pace.

Anyways, what do we got coming up? Coming up on today's app, Her Majesty, the Trickshot Queen, is stopping by to give us a preview of the Trickshot World Championships. We're going to do a taste test to crown the best vanilla ice cream in the game. We're going to check in on the NBA ahead of the playoffs. Give our master's preview. But first, we have a college basketball national champion. Michigan Wolverine. Unbelievable. Congratulations. Dusty May. Well, it pays to stay. And dusty. Didn't take the North Carolina bait. Stayed there at Michigan. Which you should, man. He's building the gauntlet.

And look at that.

You end up with the natty title.

You know, who didn't get a natty title? Dan. Old Dan Hurley. He's got two of them. But is that karma showing through? For what? For what? The headbut. Headbut karma leaking over into the final. My favorite part was when he was like, dude, I thought he was coming in for a chest bump.

I'm like, no, no, you didn't.

That's my move.

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