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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about therapy, social media addiction, Six Flags, the magic of fast food, and more. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeams come to you.
0:02.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:03.6	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:04.6	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:06.2	Inside the Closet.
0:09.2	Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet.
0:13.6	Emma Wilman with Mateo Lane.
0:17.0	Here we are.
0:18.0	We're doing it.
0:19.0	Hi, Mateo.
0:20.0	We sound good.
0:20.8	Emma has hired, if you guys are on our Patreon and watching this,
0:25.5	Emma has hired Lucasfilm to film her.
0:28.4	She's like, she's lit by the same people that light Jesus
0:32.4	for all his Renaissance paintings.
0:34.4	I don't know why the lighting is good,
0:36.1	because I just have the overhead,
0:38.1	I just have my overhead light.
0:40.6	It's the filter, right?
0:42.0	So right when we log on to, I said to Mateo,
0:43.6	oh, your skin looks supple.
0:44.9	Needs like, it's the filter.
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