Ducks vs peas

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

We’ve neglected our duty on the Luke and Pete Show. It’s been a month since the Winter Olympics and we still haven’t spoken about the man with the frozen penis. We can only apologise.

That aside, Luke tells us about the infamous soda drinking black bear, Hank the Tank, and we watch some ducks “annihilate” a bowl of peas.

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0:00.0	Have you got Amazon Prime?
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0:31.0	This is Little Peat Show, I'm Pete Donaldson, and I'm joined by Luke Mars.
0:36.0	What we're doing, we're doing the Little Peat Show of a Thursday.
0:39.0	Crazy times.
0:40.0	Crazy times.
0:41.0	Speaking of crazy times, right?
0:42.0	Sometimes we neglected to mention a while back when it was still happening
0:47.0	during the Winter Olympics.
0:49.0	Right.
0:50.0	It's the guy, Remy Lindholm, who, at the weight of one,
0:54.0	the cross-country ski and race for it to start.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	And as a result, suffer the frozen penis.
1:01.0	I want to know how frozen, I want to know how much damage,
1:05.0	and I don't know how you know that your penis is,
1:09.0	you need to wrap it up there.
1:11.0	If you are, if that's your sport, you need to wrap it up there.
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