Ducks Don’t Be Gay

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Self destructive writer Dan Harmon claims he will one day found a colony of like-minded misfits. He’s appointed suit-clad gadabout Jeff Davis as his Comptroller and bearded dreamboat Spencer Crittenden as his Dungeon Master. It’s like a neurotic town hall meeting, often with alcohol and famous people. Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Bryan Davis and Spencer Crittenden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Can I get a yu?
0:16.4	From downtown Los Angeles or there about to MacArthur Park at the Diamond Tap, so
0:23.5	such and such, Harman Town is now in session.
0:30.5	Who out in the audience tonight feels like it's time to have a game master on stage.
0:38.5	Well I've got good news for you because we have Spencer Cretan-Din.
0:45.5	Oh there he is.
0:53.5	But what is Harman Town without a mayor?
0:57.5	Let's bring out the mayor of Harman Town, Dan Carman.
1:04.5	Hip hop, hip hop, hip hop in my bones, hip hop don't leave me alone, get around, I'm gonna flow like science.
1:15.5	Fuck your mom is so hard you got to hide the meat.
1:20.5	That's it.
1:22.5	I was gonna be your hype man but you fucking bail.
1:25.5	I was gonna hype menu and you stop rapping.
1:29.5	Clients.
1:30.5	Clients.
1:31.5	Clients.
1:32.5	I mean I'm gonna have time.
1:33.5	So we're gonna slowly build a rap.
1:36.5	Yeah.
1:37.5	Next week I'll be like like like, I'm gonna drop mad science.
1:41.5	Fuck your mom is so hard I got mad clients.
1:44.5	I'll do better than that I want you to save the fan base.
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