Duck!, Eggscuse Me?, You good back there?, and a lady with a thicc neck: Headlines 34

True Crime Guys

Society & Culture, True Crime

4.6 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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This has got to be one of our funniest Headlines to date, we had too much fun making this one! We kick it off with a woman who was hit in the face by a bird at Sea World! Then a man who swallowed a $35,000 egg pendant necklace, yikes, but he's still having a better day then the guy who was found dead in the back seat of his own car, which had been towed TWICE, before anyone noticed. Then we round things out with a fraud scheme that would make Mrs Doubtfire proud. Check out our other shows!: Cryptic Soup w/ Thena & Kylee Strange & Unexplained True Crime Guys YouTube EVERYTHING TRUE CRIME GUYS: https://linktr.ee/Truecrimeguysproductions True Crime Guys Music: True Crime Guys Music on Spotify OhMyGaia.com Code: Crimepine Patreon.com/truecrimeguys Patreon.com/sandupodcast Merch: truecrimeguys.threadless.com

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to True Crime Guys podcast. It's Headlines and Shenanigans Week again.
0:09.8	That's right. It sneaks up on us and I didn't miss it this time and do five episodes in a row.
0:14.8	Right. Like I typically do. We need a soundboard sometimes like old radio DJs.
0:19.0	Just write down the timestamp. We do it in Pondonnellon. We'll do it in Pondon. We need a soundboard sometimes, like old radio DJs.
0:37.8	Just write down the timestamp. And when you want, not just kidding. We'll do it in post. Do it post. Forget it. We'll do it in post. But guys, before we get into the headlines this week, I got to remind you that you can catch these episodes early, ad-free, with bonus content this week. Nearly 30 minutes of bonus content. Me and Andy got a little distracted. I think we forgot the mics wrong.
0:38.1	Right.
0:40.2	But anyways, that's on Patreon.
0:38.1	Patreon.com slash... this week, nearly 30 minutes of bonus content. Me and Andy got a little distracted. I think we forgot the mic's wrong, right?
0:40.2	But anyways, that's on Patreon.
0:42.8	Patreon.com slash true crime guys,
0:44.6	where you can get access to that,
0:46.7	plus all of our vaulted episodes,
0:49.2	which is the first 200 episodes of the podcast and tons of other audio files and shows
0:52.2	that we have since vaulted on Patreon. That's patreon.com
0:55.8	slash true crime guys. Um, but today we got some crazy headlines and I have no idea what
1:01.8	they are and I love doing the show like this. A few crazy ones. I love being surprised, Andy.
1:05.7	Right. What do you got? I mean, you get to be, you get to be in my seat like every week.
1:10.5	Hey, I text you what we're doing on your way here. How dare you? Can you research this in the next 30 minutes? Absolutely. That's what I appreciate. Like Cliff notes this, bitch. It's what I appreciate this about you. It's like my old, it's like my old high school days all over again. I have a test today. Fuck. I know how you work, Andy. Spark notes this.
1:29.0	But Michael, we're going to go, we're going to talk about our first story today. And we're going to go to a little, a locally, not locally, but a pretty well-known, famous place in America. Okay. SeaWorld. Oh, God. Which I did not know was still open. I really thought SeaWorld close.
1:41.7	It's still going, man.
1:42.6	I am very surprised.
1:43.9	I thought that when they lost their orcas, they were just going to close.
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