Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Griff, how you feeling this week?

I'm feeling really good this week.

My energy is high.

Like I feel recharged.

I feel good. I feel like I,

very social. Let's just say that. Oh, I like that. Very social. Yeah. I got to be mindful because

we just did an episode with my roommate where certain social behaviors of mine were brought into

the petty court. So I'll leave it. I'm feeling very social. Dating's going okay,

which is a tick up from last update. Sometimes okay is an improvement. I will take okay. I'll take okay.

But yeah, how are you? I'm good. I'm comfortable because there's only two chairs in the studio today,

which means I'm not getting ambushed. Oh, yeah, exactly. Well,

I don't need a chair to ambush you. We can zoom someone in. I'm still, I'm still, it's not today.

I'll let you know it's not today. But one day, I'm going to have like your therapist come in

or something. Oh, God. No, not her. I just fired her. Oh, no. I know. I know. I know. It was the whole thing.

That's like, that's like a good criminal or minimal. Like, it's about chemistry. And that's like

a really important thing to have chemistry and like, cohesion with. So.

Oh, she asked me why I was, didn't want to work together anymore. I really didn't want to tell her.

Oh. We'll circle back during

criminal or minimal. Okay. Yeah. In the meantime, why you dress like Big Bird? Oh, to answer your question,

today's crime, I felt like dressing up for. I'm not going to tell you why just yet, but it will make

sense as it unfurals. Let's go.

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