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because you're listening to the Dublin podcast

with Suzanne and PJ

J. Jow yard, Dublin podcast, WR Earhoff.

What episode are we?

Oh, you're that far gone. Fucking hell, Suzanne Cain. You're a shambles and a shame. You're a bad mother. You're a terrible person. Right. And you, you, um... Anything else? You have ill-matching colours on. Do I? Well, green and black. I suppose that's not.

They match.

They do, yeah.

Look, it's giving me shit about what I'm wearing. Look at you, you're fucking mad woman. This is, that's such a typical woman thing as well. You're a bad mother. You're stinking all, but your bad, you're bad, ill-matching colours. How fucking dare you? Yeah, I'm for, just for the purposes of the podcast, I am extremely hung over this morning.

Oh. dare you. Yeah, I'm, just for the purposes of the podcast, I am extremely hung over this morning. It's Sunday and I was at a hen party last night. Oh, Jesus. We eating chocolate mickeys. No, there was no. Sucking on the chocolate dicks. There was no chocolate dicks. There was no penises on straws. There was none of that. But there was a mixologist.

And he was making cosmopolitans that were like essentially just vodka.

Oh really?

He was really spicing them up.

They were spicy.

They were spicy meatballs.

And now I feel like this.

So you're kind of out of it then a little bit.

So I couldn't drive in because I think I'm probably still over the legal limit.

I feel like I've been kicked in the face.

Oh, great.

And, uh, hiya.

Well, I've been to the gym this morning.

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