Food, you should not be reheating in the microwave.

Fish not included coming up with a head chef and Ted's meat of potatoes at 4.30.

And the big time, the game is Big W 206-803 rock.

Hello, Dwayne. Welcome to the men's room.

Weed whites and wine, bitches.

Dwayne, are you sober or not sober?

I am not sober this afternoon. All right. Good for you, Dwayne. You drinking a men's room IPA? No, I'm drinking a men's room water, actually. Ah, that's a very good, nice run. Yes, the 20th anniversary edition. All right, Duane. Congratulations. Thank you, man. I like you, dude. We appreciate that.

Our men's room, poll, you got something big. Are you taking gums,

buck teeth, forehead, or eyebrows?

We go to the foreheads.

Big ass forehead.

All right. Yeah.

Is there anything unusually, is there anything unusually large on your face or head now?

When I look at you, stare at your ears, your nostrils. Well, technically your nose and your ears never stopped growing. I got a crooked nose just because of my earlier days, you know. Ah, the crooked nose. A couple bar fights, huh? Yeah, well, yeah. Well, you should have gotten a fight with the lefty to straighten it out. There you go.

I know.

I thought about that.

Hey, look, man, I saw your left hand.

I know you're not mad to me.

Just punch me. But I'm going to slap your wife's ass. Just straighten us. This deviated upset. I can't even breathe out of his nostril. All right, Dwayne, here's your question. Look, I'll give you $10.

Just punch me in a face.

I don't trust anyone that says punch me.

I feel like something bad comes back. All right, Dwayne, here's your question. Look, I'll give me 10 bucks. Just punch me in the face.

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