I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith and Smith, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and all sorts of other things.

You know what, I realised that it's a guy who does a lot of auto-electrician work for me who's lovely, and I'm not going to tell you his name, but he's in my phone as the non-stop talker, and he's really lovely.

I remembered that although his electrician skills in cars are unrivaled, he is brilliant, very logical.

He adds that the term on that side of things, to the end of every sentence, and after about half an hour, it gets to the point where I have to go away and have a walk on my head.

If you say on that side of things again, but sometimes, surely that must make little to no sense in the context of, I don't know, my brother's just brought a voxel insignia on that side of things.

On that side of the family, you can manipulate it however, where you like, it's still sort of work.

I've just been walking down the canal, not on the north bank, the other bank with the rising sun pub on it, that's where I went, on that side of things.

Sometimes it makes perfect sense.

So I've got a customer's MOT and the aircon needs replacing, so I've got to do that this afternoon on that side of things, and you go, well, on an errand, you would go, that doesn't work.

But it seems to conversationally work on that side of things.

Sorry to hear about the passing of your grandmother on that side of things.

Can I talk about family death? I just check on silly sentences at the end on that side of things. No, you can't do that.

It's like, didn't I mention a few months ago, the bloke who came to fix my guttering, not a euphemism on that side of things.

The bloke who came to fix a busted gutter that I had kept saying, do you know what I mean? After everything.

It was the same thing I had to eventually had to go, sorry mate, I've got to go inside and just sit in a dark room for a little bit.

Yes, I do know what you mean.

I mean, if you go, you want a beveled spilt running on that. Do you know what I mean?

I feel like, no, I actually don't know what you mean. I don't know what that is. Sorry.

I've got no idea. Sorry mate.

Yeah, so the other problem is there are some leaves up there. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I know what leaves are. Yeah.

If that makes sense, there's another one that gets tacked on the end.

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