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to buy gift and play, even though it's a gift, rules and procedures apply. This is Dumpt sponsored volume from the jumps. Oh, Oh, This is Dumpty Dum, the show about the Archers and the Goings-on of Ambridge.

I'm Philip Hall, ready to snip any sniping with my secateurs.

Manhandled alongside me dragged kicking and screaming to check in from his holiday we have

Quentin Rayno and lining up to be our saucy scarecrow we have you are listeners in all your various shapes and sizes. Now despite the billing we have no

bickering brown this week, hence my secateurs. The media man that is Royfield

has been called away at the last minute, hence the Grealish-style substitution by Quentin.

Now this week's Dum-Dudam is from our very own Isabel and on this week's podcast we hear from

Dusty Substances with a a spoon young Keith Isabel and a

last-minute first-time caller inera that Quentin doesn't know about and we also

have a text from Chris so, thank you so much for stepping in and for keeping going with all the Wi-Fi problems.

Clearly, you're still in Cornwall country.

I am because our dear listener won't realize we spent the last hour or so trying to get a

smidgen of Wi-Fi connection in this glorious county of Cornwall to bring you this podcast.

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