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How I don't necessarily mean you're bored.

I hear that yawning means that you're in a changed state.

Is that right?

Isn't it just getting a big hit of oxygen, isn't it?

So I was just making sure I had plenty of oxygen to my brain so I can, you know... I thought that was in a cylinder next to your bed.

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