Spexavers have asked me to tell you something important, so I've gone creative and dug out my

old jack-in-the-box. It's about prices and how they jump up when you least expect them.

I said jump up when you least expect them. I said jump up when you least expect them. Oh, that Spexaver's glasses still start from 15 pounds.

Not now, Jack, including standard single vision lenses only. He's going to jump up now isn't he?

Oh well you're better off with spec savers. Oh I knew it. Ask in store for details.

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All right.

I've been wondering why there are no dunty mugs and why they've not taken off and then I tried it on my cats Peasman Tilly so I'm going to leave you with their rendition of

Er Hartford Green.

You ready Tilly?

Don't you know.

Hello?

Don't, do you know. Oh, see do? See do.

Go.

Say, just purring.

Do?

Oh, you're rubbish.

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