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All right. Yeah, no. Hey! I'm Mary, not contrary and I live in Toronto. And that was my don't you come for you because I just heard that you needed some.

Unfortunately, I only had access to my son's block and spiel.

It doesn't call the notes, so there are a couple missing, but I hope you liked it.

I don't even have access to my own glock and spiel these days.

This is Dumpty Dum the show about the reality docket drama that is centered on Ambridge in the heart of the Midlands.

I'm the relaxed but sophisticated dinner party that is Robert Wilson and with me I have the

awkward silence that is.

Sorry, Lucy Freeman.

And the last part of Alice's attempt to be normal is you.

This week's Dumty Dum is from Not Contreary. Thank you very much Lucy if anyone else wants to borrow their child's defunct musical instrument

Stolen from a primary school. How can they do that?

If you would like to sing us a dump-ty-dum, leave us a plot prediction or think that

force-feeding someone wobbly egg pie will make them more likely to become

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