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Hello and welcome to our actual full podcast. This isn't about a day what day is it?

In fact, I'm smoking during this podcast to celebrate our guest Christine Levine and her new

weight loss program. Oh my god. This one doesn't work.

I thought I always wanted to go to like fat camp. I never thought that this was going to be my

way out, fighting my way out of my fat suit. I did have a cousin that went to fat camp and I was

so jealous of her because I was like, what am I? Like, look at everybody who's going, oh, we got to

get hurt of that camp because she's so big. But I'm like twice her size. And I was really jealous

that the whole family was putting her in like a fat rehab and I just I don't get it. Also,

another cousin of mine had to go to like rehab for pills and cocaine and I'm sitting there like, hi.

What do you? Hello. And they put my family always said, but you seem to manage things so well.

Like they were like watching my cousin like sit on the floor with a, with, you know, a gallon of ice

cream and just shoving it in her face and then making herself throw up. I mean, she was making

a spectacle of herself. That was the problem. Yeah. Well, that goes for, I don't want to just say

victimhood, but anyone who's been through shit only gets attention if it bothered them. Yeah.

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