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Drywall.

Yeah, I decided that I was tired of doing un-sexy topics and I was going to get down to the sexiest of them all.

Finally, we're going to pander and give the people what they want.

That's right.

Like when you're in your podcast player and you see a podcast come up, aren't you a little bit sad every time it's not

about drywall? Drywall is the topic. When I say dry you say

wall.

Wawl dry. W wall dry dry hot topic hot

Now you restored and by restored I mean completely remodeled your home a few years ago.

Did you venture into a construction site while it was being redone?

You must have.

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