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The Commercial Break

#DryHumpDay

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

The Bit: Howard Dean rallies his troops. The Show: Bryan remembers his first band gig at the Wreck Room. then Bryan and Krissy discuss the long lost art of the dry hump and Bryan tells Hoadley about his blast from past music video watching. Truly. Creepy. Stuff.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know something? You know something? If you had told us one year ago that we're going

0:11.9

to come in third in Iowa, we would have given anything for that. And you know something?

0:17.9

You know something? Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we're going to

0:22.3

South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico. We're going

0:28.2

to California and Texas and New York and we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington

0:34.0

and Michigan and then we're going to watch it and you see it and take back the White House.

0:39.5

We will not give up. We will not give up in New Hampshire. We will not give up in South Carolina.

1:00.3

We will not give up in Arizona or New Mexico, Oklahoma, North Dakota, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan.

1:11.0

We will not quit now or ever we want our country back for ordinary Americans.

1:17.3

In early 2020 the world shut down. Stores, restaurants, schools and whole communities shut their

1:34.3

doors in an effort to protect human life. As the world quickly changed, one man went on Facebook

1:41.2

to get a degree in Internet epidemiology. Brian, along with his lab assistant, HOTELY,

1:47.4

are curing coronavirus by commenting on fake news and reposting recipes of secret virus

1:53.4

cures from a friend of a friend who works high up in government. Join Brian and HOTELY

1:59.4

as they discuss the world and life doing this forced interruption, learning, laughing and

2:05.0

loving in this real life commercial break.

2:09.9

In this episode of the commercial break.

2:11.9

Thank you for buying the gateway Brian. It's came. Did you are you're enjoying your gateway?

2:17.8

I really am thanks so much it works just wonderful. Yeah, I've got the three day guarantee.

2:22.6

So don't worry, it will break down in the next 16 hours you're good. Turn it back in.

2:28.7

Hey y'all, okay just go ahead. Go ahead.

2:33.1

Oh, okay. Fallalala, similance similance similance.

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