"DRYER"
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
This week: Jen talks about how her family might operate like a cult, everyone needs to CALM DOWN and ease into the New Year - nobody should be sending emails on January 2nd, an upcoming toe surgery, Jen’s three New Years resolutions - one which she breaks during the podcast, a boring story about how her wool dryer balls were annoying her neighbor, and how knowing who Houdini is makes Jen feel old.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | No fun the Jen Kirkman podcast season 11 episode one that's right this podcast has been going on for |
| 0:44.6 | I believe over 11 years. Yeah, that's Jen. That's why it's season 11. Okay, I forgot for a minute |
| 0:50.4 | What this naming convention was about so there's been well over 500 episodes. I'm sure |
| 0:54.7 | Maybe even a thousand I've lost count, but now I'm doing it by seasons. Happy new year if if you celebrate I |
| 1:05.7 | Need everyone to calm the fuck down. I need everyone to stop coming in hot with their new year new you energy |
| 1:15.0 | Okay, this was a very tough new years for people |
| 1:18.2 | because |
| 1:19.2 | New Year's Day was a Sunday and |
| 1:21.2 | And sort of Monday was the observed holiday, but I feel like that was a little more |
| 1:28.0 | Up in the air than how it really felt like Monday, December 26th was a properly observed holiday in America and |
| 1:36.6 | Nobody went to work. I went to work. How dare you this rich bitch thinks people don't work |
| 1:44.3 | But you know what I mean? Monday the second. Oh, there here come the emails |
| 1:48.9 | Just weird emails just weird emails from someone going hi doctor Kirkman |
| 1:53.0 | I'd love to have you speak at my panel on depression. We can fly you out in three weeks |
| 1:57.6 | I'm like but first of all calm down calm yourself with the request to have me speak |
| 2:03.2 | I'm not a doctor. It did a podcast about anxiety last year |
| 2:07.8 | If you can't if you don't know that I'm not a doctor |
| 2:11.3 | What the hell is this panel on depression that you are going to fly me in for who I don't even have depression like what is happening? |
| 2:22.3 | So that's a new year's energy I'm talking about is people just |
| 2:26.6 | Acting a fool and just coming in with all their goals their to-do list guys |
| 2:31.5 | This has been again as I said very traumatic for some of us who do not like |
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