I've never seen what a large cheeseburger sub is because a small cheeseburger sub is basically like five cheeseburgers. It's just, it's disgusting. It's just like a long, like you know what the size of a cheeseburger is, just like stack like six next to each other. And that's all a cheeseburger sub is. It's that much bread. It's definitely that much cheeseburger. It's unbelievable the amount of shit.

No such thing is a small.

You know what a small cheeseburger sub is?

It's a cheeseburger.

Right.

We survived exactly one day of Newport with John Fidelberg.

We thought about staying.

He asked us to stay for a second night.

We seriously thought about it, and it would have been a terribly irresponsible decision.

He had it all outlined.

He was like, yeah, you guys, you can stay.

This is what we'll do.

And like, it all sounded so much fun. And then I just fast forwarded to a day later in my life. And I was like, nope. I'm going to be. I said that I compared hanging out with John Fidelberg to, it's an event. Yes. And it is a taxing event. I would say that in general, Fidelberg himself is just an event. Right.

I want to be better. It is a taxing event. I would say that in general, Fidelberg himself is just an event.

Right.

I want to be best friends with him,

but I don't think that I can be more of like a friend.

But I am because...

I think that our...

He would ruin my life.

Our relationship with Fidelberg is exactly what you want your relationship.

Like, if he needs me to, like, help him out stuff, like, do some, like, real good friend stuff,

...