Drupe Fruit Riot (Peach)

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

The fruit that went ‘round the world, and the fruit that we both like the best, this week we are covering the peach tree (Prunus persica). However, we go one step further and Casey tries to convince Alex that it's not just the peach, but everything like a peach that reigns supreme in a world full of fruit!

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Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals

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0:00.0	What's up fungal associates welcome to completely arbitrary the podcast about trees and other
0:10.2	related topics I'm one of your hosts my name is Alex Croson and I am joined by renowned
0:16.8	andrologist medium height man Casey clap that's right Alex thanks for not like putting
0:24.7	the two too high on a pedestal because my feet in fact are not that long or big sure I was
0:31.1	trying to think of a way to describe you and I and I'm quite shallow so I just went through your
0:35.4	high so you just went with the first thing that came up yeah high case hi Alex good day to you
0:41.0	good day to you and it is a good day really is yeah I feel like a good day I got a little
0:46.1	little cleaned out here today yes Casey you you had an issue with your ears yeah so I I had to
0:55.5	give my ears cleaned out I don't know why but every now and then this is going to be too much I'm
0:59.5	sorry they get clogged they get clogged and so I have to go to to a doctor of some sort and be like
1:05.1	I I need you to clear out my ears and then they're like and I'm like what do you have an overactive
1:12.0	oh I got it how's good do you have an overactive like a wax gland or something I don't know maybe
1:20.6	maybe that's a thing I don't know I don't know but anyway I had a it was it was vital this morning
1:27.3	I couldn't hear out of one ear so I decided to go get it done it was the worst anyway so now I can
1:34.5	actually hear through my speakers I can hear everything I'm like I'm like one of those one of
1:40.7	those little primates that jumps around at night with those huge ears and those big eyes they're
1:45.3	like they can hear like a cricket walking on the tree 100 yards away they're so precious yeah
1:51.4	they're the ones at the the so nice they named them twice names oh it's like a maybe I'm thinking
1:57.6	of something else I don't know if you know the monkey we're talking about right to us arbitrary
2:02.9	pot at gmail.com this is not a monkey it's just a primate excuse me wow I'm I'm I'm on like a I'm
2:09.3	a shrubs or bushes kind of guy I guess primates are monkeys kind of every converse a pine tree
2:15.4	right yeah yeah real shallow well you already admitted it so I can't fall to I'm one of them
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