DRUNK
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Jen talks about how she’s exhausted by Trump’s Covid-19 antics, how she’s excited for the new flying cars but fears she may be too old by the time they come out, saying bye to over ten years of Drunk History and being annoyed at people who took a comedy video of hers on Instagram seriously.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | Oh my god |
| 0:40.0 | I hit record no fun the Jen Kirkman podcast episode 357 coming at you the week of October 14th 2020 |
| 0:50.0 | Day something of quarantine although I really can't say it's quarantine but of not living a normal life |
| 0:54.5 | how are you guys you knew to my podcast I don't know maybe check out other episodes first maybe not maybe this is exactly where you need to be but what is this podcast well I'm Jen Kirkman I'm a long time comedian touring all over this fine world of course not right now my two comedy specials are streaming on Netflix right now I'm going to die alone and I feel fine and just keep a living I'm also a best selling author no big deal you can find my two books anywhere you buy books let's be honest only one of them was a best seller I know what I'm doing in other lives I tell myself I'm not |
| 1:24.5 | myself and I can barely take care of myself so this is neither an audiobook nor is it a comedy special I think you get what a podcast is I'm one of those solo podcast people where I just talk about what's going on in my head and my life what's went on this week maybe some stories from my past |
| 1:40.5 | sometimes funny sometimes serious always the real me welcome everybody this would normally be where I would announce my tour dates but there is no ain't no tour dates because there is a pandemic and I know Donald Trump said don't be afraid of COVID get back out there risk your life everybody's getting it everybody's getting the COVID-19 |
| 2:08.5 | come on White House contract the COVID everyone has it and it didn't affect me so far come on White House get the COVID-19 |
| 2:20.5 | all right so but I am not going out there and so I want to be a tour but here is where I will tell you you can find me I think you've already heard the add-up top for the Christmas show I will just remind you yes |
| 2:37.7 | the Jen Kirkman dysfunctional Christmas show will be are there two kinds of music playing it once do am I having a stroke no there's just one um |
| 2:49.7 | Friday December 4 at 6 p.m. Pacific time 9 p.m. Eastern time all other time zones figure it out for yourself and if you buy it and you can't make it |
| 3:02.0 | you get to own it for 48 more hours before it disappears into the world into the ether into the nothingness from once we all came so you don't even have to be there in order to buy a ticket |
| 3:12.4 | tickets or 20 bucks this is the only online zoom it's not zoom it's a company called on location life it's the only online show that I'm doing in 2020 or 2021 I'm really winded it down here folks so I would I would get on this show this is real special |
| 3:27.7 | and it's a Christmas show that I do every year and for once the whole world can see it so thanks covid and |
| 3:34.7 | you know if you are a regular listener of this podcast another great way to support me is joining the patreon for only $5 a month |
| 3:42.7 | you get the video version which has bonus content every week usually of me dancing and then no but sometimes also some other stuff |
| 3:51.7 | you get a free bonus 20 minute episode every month and it goes up from there $10 a month you get a one hour bonus every month plus |
| 4:01.7 | 220 minute bonuses and all of these little 20 minute bonuses are always about something silly going on in pop culture or celebrity so |
| 4:09.7 | patreon.com slash Jen Kirkman and as always I throw in extra bonuses that I never even promised you like stand up from the road over the past |
| 4:19.7 | couple of years stand up you have not heard anywhere else because it's not on my specials |
| 4:24.7 | it's a great way to support me because that is now my job |
| 4:30.7 | so get on it you might know what's five bucks a month that's not going to help what a 500 people send up for 500 bucks a month I mean five bucks a month |
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