Drunk Santa Surprises Fans with Christmas Gifts

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

In this heartwarming (and slightly chaotic) holiday adventure, a hilariously tipsy Santa takes to the streets to surprise unsuspecting fans with unexpected Christmas gifts. What starts as a goofy moment quickly turns into a wholesome celebration of joy, laughter, and genuine reactions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:02.1	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:04.2	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:06.3	Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.
0:08.3	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:12.0	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:13.9	Cheese.
0:15.8	Availments with the 4th of Jan, 226 from 11 a.m.
0:18.1	Plus and participation may vary.
0:19.2	Subjects availability.
0:21.7	Merry Christmas, brother. Merry Christmas brother.
0:22.7	What the fuck.
0:24.5	Oh.
0:25.1	Santa.
0:25.8	What the fuck?
0:26.7	It's like an inch book.
0:27.9	Go on, Chad.
0:28.8	Oh man, I stole so many things.
0:30.5	Dad.
0:32.7	That's lit.
0:34.1	It's Christmas time.
0:36.8	And us elves have been up all night preparing.
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