Drunk Raccoon Raids A Virginia Liquor Store
The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up at 720, we're going to play Junkardee, the original Junkies game show, |
| 0:06.2 | give you a chance to win Caps tickets. |
| 0:08.5 | We also have tickets to go see OAR. |
| 0:11.8 | They are celebrating three decades. |
| 0:16.1 | It's their three decades tour, so we'll give away tickets for that. |
| 0:19.6 | Love those guys. |
| 0:20.5 | Good dudes. Good people. It's right in line with us. We're going to be celebrating three decades next year we'll give away tickets for that love those guys good dudes good people that's |
| 0:21.7 | right in line with us we're going to be celebrating three decades next year that is true it's crazy |
| 0:26.4 | i know we had that conversation months ago some people would put us on 31 years yeah no next year's |
| 0:31.8 | our 30th anniversary on the radio yes so we'll be celebrating that and oAR is going to be doing that so So that's coming up at 720. So I saw the story yesterday. I thought it was funny. I think all of us have passed out at some point in life. I passed out during a Christmas show. You mean just from boozing too much? Yeah. Been overserved. And sometimes you wake up in spots and you're like, how did I get here? |
| 1:04.3 | When we did the holiday drinking show where whoever had the highest BAC, we win $500, we had your boy, the bartender. |
| 1:06.8 | And I remember telling him, hey, I'm going for the dub. My man, Paulie. |
| 1:07.7 | I told Pauli, I said, I'm going for the dub. |
| 1:09.8 | This last hour, I want to shot every commercial break. And that put me over the top. Yeah, it also had you slumped in a corner until like 2 p.m. Well, yeah. The next thing I know. He was frozen like a dog. It was the most. Was that all fours? Was that worth 500? Yes. It was the most unfun thing was cleaning the studio after that. Had to be terrible. |
| 1:30.7 | Yeah. Was that all fours? Was that worth $500? Yes. It was the most unfun thing was cleaning the studio after that. After JP puked? Well, just the debauchery, not just the puke, but the spills everywhere. I'm surprised it's still doesn't smell. But what I don't understand is, from my understanding, is JP was frozen like on all fours. Yeah, yeah, it was on the ground. I was like in the fetal position. I heard you were on all fours like a dog. I woke up. I woke up and here's his point. I woke up, passed out in C.K.'s office. So at some point, you don't remember getting there. I threw up here, but I ended up in CK's office. But that's happened to all of us. |
| 2:02.2 | We've passed out. I was definitely a puke during a drinking show back in the day. |
| 2:04.6 | So what year? |
| 2:04.8 | Hold on. |
| 2:05.4 | How old were you? |
| 2:06.6 | What was that? |
| 2:07.2 | 47? |
| 2:08.4 | I don't know. |
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