Drunk Mike Calls In To The Sports Junkies
The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cakes, you see your guy, Ed Orgeron's back? |
| 0:02.5 | I guess he's back in LSU. LSU assistant. Oh, it's back where we should be. Coach Ed, back in and back in Baton Rouge with Coach Hiff. Lane wants him. I think he's some sort of recruiting assistant. Yeah. Oh, I can go sell people in a living room. I can tell you that I can get him. I can deliver the prospects. All I got to do is bring a checkbook. |
| 0:23.5 | How much you want? |
| 0:24.6 | Exactly. I can go sell people in a living room. I can tell you that I can get them. I can deliver the prospects. |
| 0:22.2 | All I got to do is bring a checkbook. |
| 0:23.5 | How much you want? |
| 0:34.2 | Exactly. How much you need? That's what it is these days. Ed Orgeron's voice sounds a little bit like drunk Mike's voice. Who's on the line with us? It's kind of similar, I guess. Mike, what's up? Mike. |
| 0:36.5 | John's what's going on? |
| 0:37.5 | Are you our t-shirt Xavier? |
| 0:38.6 | Where are you right now? |
| 0:40.7 | No missile Oh okay Can Island Oh you're already halfway to Dewey Beach Yeah but he Are you gonna actually Are you not gonna drive to Springfield To pick up the shirts are you? No but he can make calls You can make calls big boss. He's a big selling. All right, make some calls. |
| 0:54.9 | So what are our options? |
| 1:12.3 | I want to get you taken care of. We get the bag that delivered to a studio there. How do you do that? You just tell them, like, how do you do that? Rush job, rush job. Like, what happens? Like when you, like say something happened or whatever, how does the driver find out? |
| 1:13.9 | You guys text the driver find out? |
| 1:12.3 | You guys text the driver, you call it? |
| 1:13.9 | How does that work? |
| 1:15.4 | Well, this early, the driver hasn't even probably gotten there yet. |
| 1:19.2 | So I'll, yeah, well, they'll talk to him in person and say, look, this priority. |
| 1:23.4 | I mean, he's not going to be there first day anymore, but he'll be there. |
| 1:26.4 | He'll be there early. |
| 1:44.4 | Do they even before noon? Yes, he'll be there before noon. If you had to guess how many beers or orange crushes you're going to consume and do a surf sides? Or surf sides. What do you do? Well, it's drunk, Mike. he's about, are you, are you still in your prime? |
| 2:05.6 | Are you still in your prime or no? He had to slow down. He probably lost a little off his fastball. He was a prime. I mean, a little off the fastball, but not much. I mean, this is, you know, I'm not a well-conditioned athlete. Right. How many nights a week are you going out drinking nowadays? I'd say three or four, but primarily that's, you know, Friday through Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, it's back lowly. |
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